"я понял, почему санта всегда такой веселый: он же знает адреса всех плохих девочек на земле!"
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.”
“If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.”
“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.”
“If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.”
“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”
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