я тут не дружить с вами пришел...

"A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk"
"Hard on software but soft on programmer"
"In GOD we trust....the rest we test"
"All code is guilty, until proven innocent."
There is always one more bug to find" "If YOU don’t find the bugs...your customer will"
"Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code"
"Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing."
"Testers don't break software; it's broken when we get it."
"We break it because we care".
"Where failure is always an option"
"Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work fine".
"Testers don’t go to work to make friends".
"We don’t find bugs by chance, we create them by choice"
"Trust, But Verify".
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything"
"I don't make software; but make it better"